Update: Em LOVES school! Like, Luhhhh UVVVS it! Trying to get across the love here, people...hope you are catching on...
Just had to share this:
The other day while I was bent over picking up bath toys, I get a small-handed smack on the rear. Em says, "Mom, how come your buns are hard as a rock?!"
A smile instantly spreads across my face, but knowing a smart ass answer would not pacify the kid, I had to admit the only reason was because I was bent over (just the facts, ma'am, just the facts)...I proceeded to stand up, and, like magic, my buns of steel were gone. Gravity took control of the situation, and, voila! Sad, but true. It was nice to think I had rock hard buns, if only for a moment. Perhaps when I am done with my Avon walk, my answer will be different, but for now, it is what it is.
Would you like to share one of your "kids say the darnedest things" with the rest of us?